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Stupid Photo of the Day: A Teenager Thought His Car’s Tape Deck Was an iPhone Dock
We’ve got a great picture for you to check out. It’ll make you explode with joy at how STUPID teenagers are. Or maybe it’ll make you feel old. Or both.
A car dealership in Lockport, New York recently had a teenager come in to complain about his Ford. He said the iPhone dock in the car didn’t work, and it was scratching up his screen.
But they found out his car didn’t actually HAVE an iPhone dock. It was an older model that had a TAPE DECK . . . and the kid had no idea what that was. So he kept shoving his phone in, and didn’t understand why nothing was happening.
The dealership shared a photo of the guy’s phone in his tape deck on Facebook, and it’s been shared more than 160,000 times. (Bro Bible)
A Guy Tries to Rob a Woman, But She’s an MMA Fighter Who Chokes Him Out With Her Legs
Two women in Acailandia, Brazil were out Tuesday night when two guys pulled up next to them on a motorcycle and tried to ROB them.
But what the men DIDN’T know is that one of the women was Monique Bastos . . . a professional MMA fighter.
And when she realized they had knives, not guns . . . she ATTACKED them.
One of the guys ran off like a coward, but the other one wasn’t so lucky. Monique took him down, then choked him out using her LEGS. Then the cops came and arrested him.
Monique says it wasn’t a huge deal. Brazil is so lawless, this wasn’t even her first time. Quote, “I’ve been through this a few times before, and it’s the second time I fought back.”
You can see video of it online, just Google her name. It’s pretty intense, because she’s choking the guy while he screams. Just be WARNED . . . there MAY be cursing, but it’s all in Portuguese, so we have no idea.
(MMA Fighting)
Are These the 20 Greatest Players in the NFL?
Since everyone in America has spent the last few weeks memorizing various fantasy football rankings, ESPN decided to create a REAL LIFE ranking.
They got more than 70 NFL analysts, reporters, and statisticians from ESPN and other places to rank the players. And not just the offensive guys who count in fantasy football. Then they crunched all the votes, and came up with a ranking of ‘The Top 100 Players in the NFL.’
Here’s the Top 20:
1. Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt
2. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers
3. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady
4. Miami Dolphins defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh
5. New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski
6. A TIE between Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant, and Detroit Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson
8. Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman
9. New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis
10. Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Antonio Brown
11. Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson
12. Indianapolis Colts quarterback Andrew Luck
13. Carolina Panthers linebacker Luke Kuechly
14. Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch
15. Seattle Seahawks safety Earl Thomas
16. Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Justin Houston
17. Cleveland Browns offensive tackle Joe Thomas
18. Denver Broncos wide receiver Demaryius Thomas
19. Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning
20. Atlanta Falcons wide receiver Julio Jones
ESPN.com has the complete list, along with a ton of other data.
A Guy Used His Drone to Go Fishing
Some guy recently went fishing with his DRONE, by attaching a line to it and dropping it in the water . . . and he DID actually manage to catch a small fish.
The video he posted is pretty cool, because you see it from one angle, and then from a camera on the drone.
