Some Idiot Put Fire Ants in His Underwear and Immediately Regretted It:
There’s guy in Thailand who’s clearly seen too many episodes of “Jackass”.  He thought it would be fun to strip down and fill the front of his underwear with FIRE ANTS.  And you can tell he regretted it immediately.
He ends up completely naked in the video, which is partially censored.  And as soon as the ants go in, he starts screaming. (Also, it’s censored.)
(Search for “A Man Has the Bad Idea to Rub His [Junk] in a Nest of Red Ants.” Warning:  Partial Nudity!)

Our very own mashup with some James Brown:

A Guy with a Drawn-On Unibrow Did a Crazy Interview About a Car Crash:
A guy crashed into a cop car in Jackson, Mississippi on Monday, then ran off, and the police are still looking for him.  The cop hit his head, but he’ll be okay.  But a crazy interview the local news did with an eyewitness is making the rounds online.
He’s got green hair, and a drawn-on UNIBROW.  And he plays the whole thing up to make it as dramatic as possible.
He also says that when he saw the crash, he was on his way to get a, quote, “PIECE of burger at Burger King.”
Apparently his name is Courtney Barnes, and he’s been on the show “So You Think You Can Dance” at least twice, including two episodes ago.  (Search for “Green-Haired Burger King Fan Is America’s Next Top Professional Witness.”)

Comedian Jeff Ross Chats With Us:

We’ve talked to Jeffery Ross multiple times over the years and he’s a great dude. This might be the ballsiest roast he’s done yet. He travels to a Texas county lock-up to roast inmates on their turf. Yeah, he’s a little nuts. Anyhow, it’s hilarious. Check out the promo below. The special airs on Comedy Central Saturday and the uncensored version airs on Sunday. Check out our podcast of the interview too. (Warning: Video contains profanity)